1. It helps you sleep better
Yes, sure, you’re usually worn out after s’ex, but that may not be why you sleep so well that night. S’emen actually contains melatonin which is a chemical that induces sleep and relaxation. Whether you ingest it, or receive it through intercourse, it will enter your bloodstream and help you doze off better than most over-the-counter sleep aids.
2. Skin softener
S’perm contains an anti-oxidant called s’permine that is thought to diminish wrinkles, smooth the skin, and help with acne. Looking to take advantage of these much sought after attributes, a Norwegian company called Bioforskning (you can’t make this stuff up) has synthesized the compound and is selling it as a facial cream. These, uh, s’permine facials cost $250 and can be ordered through Townhouse Spa, or for $125 Graceful Services.